August 2012
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Things I say to people I don't like.
So recently, a girl I don’t like asked me how to get rid of dead skin on feet. She’s annoying, so let’s just call her “Annoying Girl”. Yes, I know, I am not creative. Here’s how the conversation went:
Annoying Girl: How do you get rid of dead skin on the feet?
Me: Pour acid on your feet.
Annoying Girl: Hahaha! No, seriously? My feet yada yada…
Me: I am...
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"You look Asian, but you speak English very well....
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!111!!ONE!!!!!11! Wait… That wasn’t a joke? Ever heard of a drink called Clorox? Yea, you need a glass of that. (◕ヮ◕✿)
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