Things I say to people I don't like.
So recently, a girl I don’t like asked me how to get rid of dead skin on feet. She’s annoying, so let’s just call her “Annoying Girl”. Yes, I know, I am not creative. Here’s how the conversation went: Annoying Girl: How do you get rid of dead skin on the feet? Me: Pour acid on your feet. Annoying Girl: Hahaha! No, seriously? My feet yada yada… Me: I am...
"You look Asian, but you speak English very well....
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!111!!ONE!!!!!11! Wait… That wasn’t a joke? Ever heard of a drink called Clorox? Yea, you need a glass of that. (◕ヮ◕✿)